Money Quotes

"A fool and his money are soon elected."

"A man in debt is so far a slave."

"A man is usually more careful of his money than he is of his principles."

"A nation that continues year after year to spend more money on military defense than on programs of social uplift is approaching spiritual doom."

"A penny saved is a penny earned."

"A real gentleman, even if he loses everything he owns, must show no emotion. Money must be so far beneath a gentleman that it is hardly worth troubling about."

"A system of capitalism presumes sound money, not fiat money manipulated by a central bank. Capitalism cherishes voluntary contracts and interest rates that are determined by savings, not credit creation by a central bank."

"A wise man should have money in his head, but not in his heart."

"A wise person should have money in their head, but not in their heart."

"According to New York publishers, Bill Clinton will get more money for his book than Hillary Clinton got for hers. Well, duh. At least his book has some sex in it."

"Affluence creates poverty."

"Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse."

"All my life's about is cracking up people and them cracking me up and trying not to think about dying. That doesn't cost very much money."

"All riches have their origin in mind. Wealth is in ideas - not money."

"All too often, lotteries only add to the problem of the financially disadvantaged by taking money from them and giving nothing of value in return."

"Always remember this. Television, fame, money - listen, here is a news flash for America. Fame cannot remove your sin. And all of the money you ever amass cannot raise you from the dead."

"Always remember, money isn't everything - but also remember to make a lot of it before talking such fool nonsense."

"And plenty makes us poor."

"Architect. One who drafts a plan of your house, and plans a draft of your money."

"As a precious metal, silver is also money."

"As kids we didn't complain about being poor; we talked about how rich we were going to be and made moves to get the lifestyle we aspired to by any means we could. And as soon as we had a little money, we were eager to show it."

"As long as I can make lots of money in other businesses, I'll continue to subsidize my own work."

"As one digs deeper into the national character of the Americans, one sees that they have sought the value of everything in this world only in the answer to this single question: how much money will it bring in?"

"Assets put money in your pocket, whether you work or not, and liabilities take money from your pocket."

"At its core, bitcoin is a smart currency designed by very forward-thinking engineers. It eliminates the need for banks, gets rid of credit card fees, currency exchange fees, money transfer fees, and reduces the need for lawyers in transitions... all good things."

"Bank failures are caused by depositors who don't deposit enough money to cover losses due to mismanagement."

"Because people have no thoughts to deal in, they deal cards, and try and win one another's money. Idiots!"

"Benjamin Franklin may have discovered electricity, but it was the man who invented the meter who made the money."

"Capital is money, capital is commodities. By virtue of it being value, it has acquired the occult ability to add value to itself. It brings forth living offspring, or, at the least, lays golden eggs."

"Capitalism is using its money; we socialists throw it away."

"Companies spend millions of dollars on firewalls, encryption, and secure access devices and it's money wasted because none of these measures address the weakest link in the security chain: the people who use, administer, operate and account for computer systems that contain protected information."

"Credit buying is much like being drunk. The buzz happens immediately and gives you a lift... The hangover comes the day after."

"Criminals are never very amusing. It's because they're failures. Those who make real money aren't counted as criminals. This is a class distinction, not an ethical problem."

"Divorce is expensive. I used to joke they were going to call it 'all the money,' but they changed it to 'alimony.' It's ripping your heart out through your wallet."

"Do not hire a man who does your work for money, but him who does it for love of it."

"Don't bring your need to the marketplace, bring your skill. If you don't feel well, tell your doctor, but not the marketplace. If you need money, go to the bank, but not the marketplace."

"Don't matter how much money you got, there's only two kinds of people: there's saved people and there's lost people."

"Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed."

"Encouragement to others is something everyone can give. Somebody needs what you have to give. It may not be your money; it may be your time. It may be your listening ear. It may be your arms to encourage. It may be your smile to uplift. Who knows?"

"Even with my divorce and with everything, I don't need money."

"Every day we are paying more for energy than we should due to poor insulation, inefficient lights, appliances, and heating and cooling equipment - money we could save by investing in energy efficiency."

"Everybody gets everything handed to them. The rich inherit it. I don't mean just inheritance of money. I mean what people take for granted among the middle and upper classes, which is nepotism, the old-boy network."

"For I can raise no money by vile means."

"For me, money is not my definition of success. Inspiring people is a definition of success."

"Fortune is like glass - the brighter the glitter, the more easily broken."

"Gambling with cards or dice or stocks is all one thing. It's getting money without giving an equivalent for it."

"Go miser go, for money sell your soul. Trade wares for wares and trudge from pole to pole, So others may say when you are dead and gone. See what a vast estate he left his son."