Earl Wilson

"Always remember, money isn't everything - but also remember to make a lot of it before talking such fool nonsense."

"Benjamin Franklin may have discovered electricity, but it was the man who invented the meter who made the money."

"Courage is the art of being the only one who knows you're scared to death."

"Experience is what enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again."

"Isn't it a shame that future generations can't be here to see all the wonderful things we're doing with their money?"

"Science may never come up with a better office communication system than the coffee break."

"Success is simply a matter of luck. Ask any failure."

"The man who didn't want his wife to work has been succeeded by the man who asks about her chances of getting a raise."

"This would be a much better world if more married couples were as deeply in love as they are in debt."

"You may not be able to read a doctor's handwriting and prescription, but you'll notice his bills are neatly typewritten."