Time Quotes

"Jerry Ford is so dumb he can't fart and chew gum at the same time."

"The only time I have problems is when I sleep."

"I think it takes a little bit of time for people to take you seriously."

"There is not enough time to do all the nothing we want to do."

"No woman in my time will be prime minister or chancellor or foreign secretary - not the top jobs. Anyway, I wouldn't want to be prime minister; you have to give yourself 100 percent."

"My father wasn't around when I was a kid, and I used to always say, 'Why me? Why don't I have a father? Why isn't he around? Why did he leave my mother?' But as I got older I looked deeper and thought, 'I don't know what my father was going through, but if he was around all the time, would I be who I am today?'"

"How much time he saves who does not look to see what his neighbor says or does or thinks."

"If a little dreaming is dangerous, the cure for it is not to dream less but to dream more, to dream all the time."

"Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save."

"Time, the devourer of all things."

"Substitute 'damn' every time you're inclined to write 'very'; your editor will delete it and the writing will be just as it should be."

"You can't have a better tomorrow if you are thinking about yesterday all the time."

"Don't get too comfortable with who you are at any given time - you may miss the opportunity to become who you want to be."

"Everything happens to everybody sooner or later if there is time enough."

"My wife is a sex object - every time I ask for sex, she objects."

"If you treat people right they will treat you right... ninety percent of the time."

"Time makes more converts than reason."

"We must use time as a tool, not as a couch."

"I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it."

"As long as we are persistence in our pursuit of our deepest destiny, we will continue to grow. We cannot choose the day or time when we will fully bloom. It happens in its own time."

"No thieves, no traitors, no interventionists! This time the revolution is for real!"

"Don't get discouraged with your skin when it doesn't do what you want it to do... Give it some time. That's the only way to get to know yourself."

"Man will occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of the time he will pick himself up and continue on."

"It's time for us to do what we have been doing and that time is every day."

"We must use time creatively."

"Fun is one of the most important - and underrated - ingredients in any successful venture. If you're not having fun, then it's probably time to call it quits and try something else."

"As you get older, time speeds up but life slows down."

"Getting an audience is hard. Sustaining an audience is hard. It demands a consistency of thought, of purpose, and of action over a long period of time."

"In our time political speech and writing are largely the defense of the indefensible."

"Choose to focus your time, energy and conversation around people who inspire you, support you and help you to grow you into your happiest, strongest, wisest self."

"You can't just ask customers what they want and then try to give that to them. By the time you get it built, they'll want something new."

"You never know the plan. You never know what's going to happen. We are not even promised tomorrow. I just try to focus on one day at a time."

"If you spend too much time thinking about a thing, you'll never get it done."

"The big picture doesn't just come from distance; it also comes from time."

"Time and the hour run through the roughest day."

"Lost - yesterday, somewhere between sunrise and sunset, two golden hours, each set with sixty diamond minutes. No reward is offered, for they are gone forever."

"This is the first time in my 32 years in public broadcasting that PBS has ordered up programs for ideological instead of journalistic reasons."

"Sometimes you have to accept you can't win all the time."

"Some people see things that are and ask, Why? Some people dream of things that never were and ask, Why not? Some people have to go to work and don't have time for all that."

"We are drowning in information, while starving for wisdom. The world henceforth will be run by synthesizers, people able to put together the right information at the right time, think critically about it, and make important choices wisely."

"But time growing old teaches all things."

"I don't feel pressure in a negative way. I like pressure. I feel excitement and calm at the same time. No pressure, no diamonds. I want pressure: pressure creates drama, creates emotion."

"Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so."

"The greatest friend of truth is Time, her greatest enemy is Prejudice, and her constant companion is Humility."

"If someone decides they're not going to be happy, it's not your problem. You don't have to spend your time and energy trying to cheer up someone who has already decided to stay in a bad mood. Believe it or not, you can actually hurt people by playing into their self-pity."

"My mission is to kill time, and time's to kill me in its turn. How comfortable one is among murderers."

"People say that if you find water rising up to your ankle, that's the time to do something about it, not when it's around your neck."

"Most people spend more time and energy going around problems than in trying to solve them."

"Many Jews are not Zionists and many non-Jews are. Zionism is a political movement, not a race. To say Zionism is the Jewish people is like saying the Democratic Party is the American people. Jewish people who oppose Zionism, however, have been given a very hard time."

"Time is bunk."