Kin Hubbard

"All the world loves a good loser."

"Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men."

"Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune."

"If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven't seen her smile her prettiest."

"Lack of pep is often mistaken for patience."

"Men are not punished for their sins, but by them."

"Next to a circus there ain't nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit."

"Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best."

"The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket."

"There is no failure except in no longer trying. There is no defeat except from within, no really insurmountable barrier save our own inherent weakness of purpose."

"We would all like to vote for the best man but he is never a candidate."

"When a fellow says, 'It ain't the money but the principle of the thing,' it's the money."