Helen Rowland

"After marriage, a woman's sight becomes so keen that she can see right through her husband without looking at him, and a man's so dull that he can look right through his wife without seeing her."

"In olden times sacrifices were made at the altar - a practice which is still continued."

"Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor."

"Love, the quest; marriage, the conquest; divorce, the inquest."

"Marriage is like twirling a baton, turning hand springs or eating with chopsticks. It looks easy until you try it."

"Marriage is the miracle that transforms a kiss from a pleasure into a duty."

"Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near."

"Some women can be fooled all of the time, and all women can be fooled some of the time, but the same woman can't be fooled by the same man in the same way more than half of the time."

"You will never win if you never begin."