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"I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving."
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"I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place."
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"I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place."
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"I saw a bank that said '24 Hour Banking', but I don't have that much time."
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