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"I play the harmonica. The only way I can play is if I get my car going really fast, and stick it out the window."
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"I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving."
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"I play the harmonica. The only way I can play is if I get my car going really fast, and stick it out the window."
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"I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving."
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