Mae West

"He's the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of."

"I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond."

"I only have 'yes' men around me. Who needs 'no' men?"

"I only like two kinds of men, domestic and imported."

"It's not the men in my life that count, it's the life in my men."

"Look your best - who said love is blind?"

"Personality is the glitter that sends your little gleam across the footlights and the orchestra pit into that big black space where the audience is."

"Personally, I like two types of men - domestic and foreign."

"Save a boyfriend for a rainy day - and another, in case it doesn't rain."

"She's the kind of girl who climbed the ladder of success wrong by wrong."

"The best way to hold a man is in your arms."

"To err is human, but it feels divine."

"When women go wrong, men go right after them."