Louis C. K.

"I have a crazy amount of different jobs, so the way I manage that is to not do more than one at a time. It's like old computers that had small memory chips, they would do something called swapping, where they would fill the memory with one task, do it and get it out."

"I think you have to try and fail, because failure gets you closer to what you're good at."

"I've learned from experience that if you work harder at it, and apply more energy and time to it, and more consistency, you get a better result. It comes from the work."

"It's kind of awkward to eat alone in a restaurant because everybody's looking at me."

"Talking is always positive. That's why I talk too much."

"The problem is, the more famous you get, the more people see you who didn't choose to."

"When I read things like the foundations of capitalism are shattering, I'm like, maybe we need that. Maybe we need some time where we're walking around with a donkey with pots clanging on the sides."

"When I take my kids out for dinner or lunch, people smile at us."

"When I was first divorced, I started dating younger women, and it was really exciting. But after a while I was like, 'This is just dumb.'"

"When you're a father in a marriage, you sort of become the mother's assistant. And you sort of get a list from her every day and you run down the list and it feels very much like a chore."