Lewis Black
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Television Actor📖
American comedian and actor
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Born
August 30, 1948
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Birthplace
Silver Spring
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United States
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television actorcomedianfilm actortelevision presenterradio personality
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"My parents are the last of the middle class. My father worked for the government designing sea mines. My mother was a substitute teacher. Together, they worked really only until they were sixty."
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"A father and two sons run Adelphia. It's a cable company. And they took from that company a billion dollars. A billion. Three people - three people took a billion dollars. What were they gonna do, start their own space program? 'Let's send the monkey to Mars, Dad!'"
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"And I know this happens because I took economics, and I'd explain it to ya, but I flunked that course. Not my fault. They taught it at 8 o'clock in the morning. And there is absolutely nothing you can learn out of one bloodshot eye."
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"I like indoor Christmas trees. And I like people who decorate their homes with lights and all that crap. I think it's a healthy outlet for them. If they weren't covering their lawns with twinkling lights, they'd be doing something that was really, really creepy."
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"One of the interesting things about comedy is it's tension release, and nothing creates tension faster than anger."
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"Online, there's no time. It's always Christmas."
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"Republicans have nothing but bad ideas and Democrats have no ideas."
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"Saying that the Palestinian people aren't really a people - that's not a zany thing to say. That's a psychotic thing to say in the midst of all of the politics we live through on a daily basis."
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"This is how sad my life is: I got a scar from scratching my chicken pox too much. That's my big scar story. I really have no major scars."
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