James Thurber

"I hate women because they always know where things are."

"I think that maybe if women and children were in charge we would get somewhere."

"It is better to know some of the questions than all of the answers."

"Let us not look back in anger, nor forward in fear, but around in awareness."

"Love is what you've been through with somebody."

"The wit makes fun of other persons; the satirist makes fun of the world; the humorist makes fun of himself, but in so doing, he identifies himself with people - that is, people everywhere, not for the purpose of taking them apart, but simply revealing their true nature."

"Women are wiser than men because they know less and understand more."

"You can fool too many of the people too much of the time."