Clarence Darrow

"I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure."

"The best that we can do is to be kindly and helpful toward our friends and fellow passengers who are clinging to the same speck of dirt while we are drifting side by side to our common doom."

"The law does not pretend to punish everything that is dishonest. That would seriously interfere with business."

"The only real lawyers are trial lawyers, and trial lawyers try cases to juries."

"The trouble with law is lawyers."

"When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President; I'm beginning to believe it."