Bob Newhart

"I remember seeing a movie with Jose Ferrer and Rosemary Clooney where they were husband and wife, and they got in bed, and he had on polka-dot pajamas and she had on striped pajamas, and when they got up the next morning he had on the striped pajamas and she had the polka dot pajamas, and that was considered racy at that time!"

"I think one reason for a successful marriage is laughter. I think laughter gets you through the rough moments in a marriage."

"I'm most proud of the longevity of my marriage, my kids, and my grandchildren. If you don't have that, you really don't have very much."

"If you look at Jack Benny, George Burns, or Don Rickles, they've all had long, successful marriages. So, I think there's something about laughter and the durability of a marriage."

"People have told me, 'My dad passed on, but I have great memories of watching your shows with him.' It doesn't get any better than that."