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Bill Maher

Bill Maher

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Comedian
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American stand-up comedian and television host

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January 20, 1956

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Birthplace

New York City

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United States

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"I think flying planes into a building was a faith-based initiative. I think religion is a neurological disorder."

Bill Maher

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"If you belonged to a political party or a social club that was tied to as much bigotry, misogyny, homophobia, violence, and sheer ignorance as religion is, you'd resign in protest."

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"Religion is dangerous because it allows human beings who don't have all the answers to think that they do."

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"Religion, to me, is a bureaucracy between man and God that I don't need."

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"Suicide is man's way of telling God, 'You can't fire me - I quit.'"

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"This has been a learning experience for me. I also thought that privacy was something we were granted in the Constitution. I have learned from this when in fact the word privacy does not appear in the Constitution."

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"We are a nation that is unenlightened because of religion. I do believe that. I think religion stops people from thinking. I think it justified crazies."

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"Women cannot complain about men anymore until they start getting better taste in them."

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